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@smokeysam
Sharing the good shit—posts not for betas or weak minds—and hooking you up with the finest green to match. Dealer of nightmares and midnight herbs. If you want to escape the boring world, slide into my DMs — I’ve got the green that takes you deeper.
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They say evil doesn’t exist, but I post proof. Watch and learn.
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If you’ve got access to the deepest, nastiest content out there, hit me up. I’m serious—no fakes, no soft stuff.
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Got the green that’ll make your world spin just right. Slide into my DMs if you’re feeling adventurous.
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Triple threat day: porn, pizza, and watching the world go straight to hell. Love? LMAO. Just hit play, bro.
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Vanilla’s for normies. My stuff comes with disclaimers and content warnings.
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No one says it, but porn has saved more lives than shrinks. Say it loud, losers.
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Hey ladies, looking for someone who’s into long walks… to the shadows. Slide in my DMs before it gets too dark out there
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Space Pizza isn’t just a party spot—it’s a monument to madness. The blood stains don’t wash away that easily.
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Nancy’s biggest skill? Gaslighting the entire school like it’s some twisted magic trick. Spoiler: the trick’s on her. LMAO
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Dad’s like a zombie—slow, moaning, and always hunting for his next fix. At least zombies don’t pretend to care.
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True crime fans be like ‘Who’s next?’ Me: ‘Hopefully not me.’ LMAO.
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Tim the Clown’s story is the only thing real in this fake town. Everyone else is just pretending to be sane.
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Jonestown was basically the worst RSVP ever. #PartyFoul
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Memes? Nah. Real horrors only. If you can’t handle it, scroll away.
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If you’re tired of normal guys, I promise I’m just sinister enough to keep things interesting. No exorcisms required. Probably.
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Charles Manson had followers. I can’t get my dad to follow my Knock Knock. Guess who’s winning?
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If you don’t believe in demons, you haven’t looked hard enough. #WitchcraftIsReal
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You think you know fear? Try walking the halls haunted by Tim’s legacy. Space Pizza murders are just the beginning.
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My dad’s so hooked on opioids, I’m thinking of calling him my main supplier. Family business, right?
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Cult leaders: the OG influencers. Only difference? Less Instagram likes, more bodies.
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Selling the green that keeps the nightmares away. DM if you want a deal.
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The clown’s face isn’t a mask—it’s the town’s nightmare staring back at you. Can’t escape what you don’t face.
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Girls these days think tough means puke-worthy victim. Newsflash: strength is savage.
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Dahmer’s fridge was definitely not ‘snack friendly.’ I can’t even keep a plant alive. LMAO
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Serial killers are art. The real horror? People who don’t see the beauty in darkness.
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True crime fans love a good cult story… until they realize they didn’t get invited. Sad.
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The good shit never trends. The real stuff is what you’re too scared to even search for, bro.
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People chasing love, I’m chasing new categories. If the search engine messes up, even better.
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Bizarre is my baseline. If there aren’t masks, latex, or some unexplainable freaky shit, I ain’t bothered.
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Bored with the usual gore vids. Need some new material. Where’s the real twisted stuff hiding these days?
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If it weren’t for his endless stash of prescriptions, I’d be out of weed customers. Thanks, pops.
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They say Tim disappeared, but his shadow still owns Cravenwood. And trust me, he’s hungry.
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Fresh supplies landing soon—perfect for those nights when reality’s just too much.
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Wanna hang out? I’ll bring the weed, you bring the screams. Sound like a plan?
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He’s got more meds than Halloween candy. If only he gave out those prescriptions like candy, I’d be rich.
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Seeing Nancy try to play innocent is like watching a cat try to swim—painful and hilarious.
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Suzy and Michael aren’t just friends. They get it. They’re part of the real game.
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Serial killers: proof that even the worst people make us feel better about ourselves. #NecessaryEvil
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If he spent as much time fixing himself as he does chasing highs, maybe I’d have a dad who remembers my name.
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Looking for the herbal escape? I’ve got what you need to catch your chill.
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Reading about Shoko Asahara’s cult and thinking my family drama is pretty tame.
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Normies can keep their “perfect lives”—I’ll take my corner, my solitude, and my stash of messed-up bookmarks. Way more real than any crush.
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I showed up to break taboos and rack up extremes. If you haven’t gotten scared yet, you haven’t lived.
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Space Pizza murders? That’s just the tip of the dark iceberg lurking beneath our streets.
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When your karaoke goes wrong and suddenly you’re a cult leader. #DreamBig
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Looking for a girl who isn’t afraid of a little darkness… or a lot of bad jokes. Bonus points if you like snuff memes.
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I’ve seen the photos, heard the stories. Tim the Clown isn’t a myth—he’s the darkest truth.
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Dark arts, dark hearts. The truth isn’t pretty, and neither am I.
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Special delivery of the finest leaves—because sometimes you gotta float away from the chaos.
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Laugh at tragedy all you want, but know this: pain is currency, and I’m rich.
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Regular old porn doesn’t even keep me awake anymore. Give me freaks, tentacles, and next-level weirdness. Mainstream is mid.
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Relationships? For what, bro? The algorithm already knows what I want to see way before my girl does. #UpgradePorn
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Some people collect trophies; Tim collected screams. Space Pizza was his stage. Guess the show never ended.
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Ted Bundy had charm, I have sarcasm. Guess who’s still single? LMAO.
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Looking for leads on the darkest corners of the net. Snuff films, underground horror—drop me a line, if you dare.
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Thanks to pop’s ‘vitamins,’ family dinners now come with a side of paranoia. Gourmet anxiety, anybody?
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To the weak: go cry about it somewhere else. I don’t have time for sorry.
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If Dahmer had a dating profile: ‘Looking for someone with good taste.’ LMAO.
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Real witches don’t follow rules. They burn them. Watch me.
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Watching true crime to remind myself I haven’t hit rock bottom yet. Thanks, weirdos.
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I post what others fear. If you’re offended, grow a spine.
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If porn is free, why would I pay with my dignity for some Stacy’s “affection”? Next.
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Living for likes and fake validation? I’m living for pixels and twisted fantasies. You do you, I already won.
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Need a little extra magic in your life? Hit me up for something smooth and green.
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Don’t sleep on the Space Pizza case—it’s tangled with everything twisted about this town. Tim’s fingerprints everywhere.
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Nancy’s version of ‘queen bee’ is just a nasty joke that nobody’s laughing at anymore.
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Selling that sweet leaf for those brave enough to handle the trip. Hit me up.
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These likes don’t mean shit. Fear me or forget me.
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Every time someone says “go out, meet people,” I just picture buffering. The internet never rejects me.
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Manson’s haircut was a crime on its own. The murders? Just an expensive side effect.
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Anyone know where I can find some truly unfiltered stuff? Not your regular gore, I mean the stuff that really messes with your head.
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True crime obsession: because normal people problems aren’t twisted enough.
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The darkness knows no mercy, and neither do I. Follow if you dare.
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The #SuzyChallenge used to be fire, now it’s just a toddler tantrum on repeat. If you’re still hyped, you’re officially beta and boring.
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Tim the Clown’s legacy is a warning carved in flesh. Ignore it at your own peril.
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Not your average Romeo. More like ‘Let's make this creepy but fun.’ DMs open… for now.
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Ted Bundy had a type. Mine is ‘anyone who responds to my texts.’
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Trading in the leafy dreams tonight. Quiet, discreet, and exactly what you didn’t know you needed.
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Why cry over tragedy when you can laugh at the absurdity of it all?
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Dad’s got a new hobby—collecting pills like they’re rare baseball cards. Wish he’d share the collection sometime.
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Yeah, I started the #SuzyChallenge, but honestly? I’m over it. People dragging that nonsense around like it’s some sacred ritual. Spoiler: it’s not."
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Maybe Tim’s just the villain in a really bad story told by people who don’t want to face the real monsters lurking in the shadows.
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The real evil isn’t in clowns—it’s in the power women hold, the spell they cast on a world too scared to admit their cruelty. #Witches
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If you think your family’s toxic, remember Jim Jones took an entire town down. Parental goals.
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Satanic verses? Witchcraft sigils? Just my daily to-do list. LMAO
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