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Drama is my cardio 💅 | Cravenwood’s sassiest icon | Glitter in my veins,
shade in my pocket | If you can’t
handle the sparkle, step aside ✨
Spilling all the tea and throwing all the shade—because drama tastes better with a side of sass. Stay messy, stay tuned! 😏
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Who was seen coming out of the janitor's closet all disheveled? 👀 Spoiler: It wasn't the janitor 😏 #ClozetCaseNoMore
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BREAKING: Student council president caught quoting fortune cookies during speeches 🥠 Inspiring leadership or just hungry for attention? #StudentCouncilChaos
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Suzy, I remember when you helped me plan my first surprise party. You were the best at keeping secrets... except mine 💖 I miss you, bestie #SuzyMemories
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Who left their diary in the girls' bathroom? 📖👀 Page 37: 'Dear diary, I saw Sam today and nearly fainted...' #LostAndFound #TeenDrama
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ALERT: Couple caught doing 'biology homework' in the lab after class 🧪💋 Spoiler: They weren't studying photosynthesis #SteamyScience
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SCANDAL: Underground Minecraft club discovered in the school basement 🎮 Principal is furious, but impressed by the architecture #MinecraftMayhem
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Suzy, the school isn't the same without your laughter in the hallways and your comforting hugs. We're still looking for you, we haven't lost hope 🕯️ #ComeHomeSuzy
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URGENT: Looking for the prankster who changed all the computer lab wallpapers to Nicolas Cage photos 😂 You're my anonymous hero #CageRage
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Hot gossip: Is it true the French teacher uses Google Translate in class? 🇫🇷 Oui oui, mon ami, the truth always comes out #LostInTranslation
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Attention: Drama club is preparing a fantasy and science fiction musical 🧙♂️🎭 Epic adventure or social disaster? Place your bets #YouShallNotSing #NerdAlert
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Gossip Gang, it's time to come back 🎙️💖 New episode of #GossipWithSassyJesse tonight. I know times are tough (we miss you, Suzy 💔), but I think we all need to get our smiles back a little. Get ready for the juiciest gossip from Cravenwood High. Because even in the darkness, the sass must shine! ✨ #TheShowMustGoOn
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Hot gossip: A teacher has a secret past as a stripper! 🕺💃 Truth or lie? Tune in to find out 😏
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Nancy and Michael: Cravenwood's mushiest couple 🤢💖 How do they manage to be so picture perfect? Deal with the devil? #RelationshipGoals
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BREAKING NEWS: Football team captain dumps girlfriend after injury 🏈💔 Coincidence or teen drama? You decide 🤷♂️
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Has anyone else noticed the vice principal wearing the same blouse three days in a row? 👚👀 #FashionPolice
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Rumor of the day: Is the janitor actually a serial killer in disguise? 🕵️♂️ I say yes, what about you? #ConspiracyTheories
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Who leaked the history exam answers? 📚🤫 Spoiler: It wasn't your crush, honey #CheatingScandal
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Mystery meat in the cafeteria today. Meatballs or dog food? Vote now in my stories 🍝☄️ #SchoolLunchMystery
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Attention: Looking for the owner of underwear found in the basement 👙 Claim them before I auction them off, Casanova 💸 #LostAndFound
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Is it true there's a cruising club in the basement? And if so, why wasn't I invited? Finally an interesting extracurricular... 🕯️🔍 Investigation ongoing…
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Express gossip: RJ spotted buying spray paint 🎨 New alien masterpiece or nighttime vandalism? 🤔#TinfoilHatAlert
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Does anyone else think the cheerleading squad practices black magic before competitions? 📣🔮 #CheerleadersExposed
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URGENT: We're out of toilet paper in the girls' bathroom 🧻 Bring your own rolls, sweeties 💅 #BathroomCrisis
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What's the theme for this year's spring dance? 🎧🕺 Place your bets, my gossip lovers #PromRumors
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Sighting: A student buying a pregnancy test 😱 Or was it just a chocolate bar? 🍫 #FalseAlarm
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The prank war between grades is heating up 💣 Who will win this year? Place your bets 💰 #PrankWars
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Is it true there's a guy secretly taking photos of girls at school? 📸 Obsession level: Expert 💯 #StalkerAlert
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Attention gamers: Chess club challenges the video game club 🎮♟️ Who will reign in the Geek Empire? #NerdWars
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Wanted: The gym class sock thief 🧦 Reward: My eternal gratitude and a used piece of gum #SockThief
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Breaking: Math teacher caught using Tinder in class 📱❤️ Looking for love or just practicing probabilities? #TeacherGoneWild
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Sssssensational news, ssssweeties! 🐍 'Gossip with @SassyJesse' is officially the podcast with the most sssss on the internet. Sssssubscribe for more jjjjuicy gossip 🎙️💋 #SssssassyPodcast
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